Note to self… Do not tell these stories to your son until he turns 18; or until the statue of limitations runs out.
- For that.. you’re going to buy me a drink
- Rules for lounging around on a Sunday morning
- The car salesman always toots twice
- Things lost and things found under a sink
- You’re putting that into a plastic Easter Egg?
- Whatever you do, don’t look behind the counter
- My ass just made a sound that would have made Rush Limbaugh cry
- Old Ladies in
should never go to Walgreen’s on a Sunday morning Knoxville
- East bound and pressed ham down
- Hello, is anyone in there?
- Now you’re from where in
- Come on it’s just a little Haggis
- What does Emmy Lou Harris eat on her tour bus?