03 October 2006

Atlas Shrugged Movie Changes Studios

In a surprise move today, Henson studios will be picking up the Atlas Shrugged movie project. Studio executive James Waldorf beamed with excitment when ask about his studio's role in the film. "I think the readers of Ayn Randwill be happy with our adaptation of her most famous novel. This is an important tale that, we feel, can only be told with the flexibility of Muppets."

In an unrelated report, visitors to Rand's grave at Kensico Cemetery felt a small earthquake. One witness reported that, "It felt like something beneath the earth did a flippity floppity."

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