21 September 2006

Strange Things Are Afoot a Fort Donelson

I woke up this morning to find a levitating miniature rubber chicken floating in my shower and a large spider outside my kitchen window. That's enough to make any man freak out. I think someone is trying to throw some voodoo on my chunky white butt. See for yourself if you would have baked a loaf at these...
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This sucker's body is about the size of my thumb

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I think I need to send this one to Art Bell... I'm just waiting for Cyril to start talking to me next.

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